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mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me: 
mom: 
me: 
mom: 
me: i know
 me=amelia lopez

When my mom brings home food

when-moments-blog:

THATS MY BROTHER SAMUEL RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trust:

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out.

mister-comedy:

chaystar:

BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS THEY CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.

Spending half a film wondering what you had previously seen the actors in

nicoosuxx:

laughteralldayx3:

reblog if you know where this is from.

Only a 90’s kid would understand.

>XD kim possible